every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes
reblog if your icon is the thing you transform into under the full moon
i’m gonna get an xbox one just so the kinect can show microsoft how much fun i’m having playing my ps4
I just love that Tumblr’s problem with 50 Shades of Grey isn’t “my goodness, it’s so pornographic!” but instead “oh my god this is the worst written porn I’ve ever read am I allowed to send this author some choice livejournal entries so she can improve her style”
My friend was hungry, so she ordered the biggest pizza the pizza place had. It just came.
ITS THE BIGGEST FUCKING PIZZA I HAVE EVER SEEN
AND SHE SAYS SHE CAN EAT IT ALL
UPDATE: IT IS HALF GONE AND SHE HAS SEEN THIS POST AND IS NOW CHANTING “I can eat it all, I can eat it all” under her breath
UPDATE: ITS FUCKING GONE
HOW THE FUCK DID SHE DO IT
where is tumblr user pizza
DON’T DO IT! It’s most likely a virus
Got it! Thank you!
it’s spam i believe
sdfgh thank you!